{"id":425,"date":"2007-05-08T13:50:35","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T13:50:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neosmart.net\/blog\/2007\/ask-the-algorithm-sucks\/"},"modified":"2013-08-26T18:16:09","modified_gmt":"2013-08-26T23:16:09","slug":"ask-the-algorithm-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neosmart.net\/blog\/ask-the-algorithm-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Ask: The Algorithm Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aks.com, the &#8220;new&#8221; (<a href=\"http:\/\/valleywag.gawker.com\" rel=\"follow\">reborn<\/a>) search engine poised to take over the world. Champions of personal privacy. Protectors data. Finders of answers, and the future of the web. Or at least, that&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/clickinfluence.com\/?f\" rel=\"follow\">what they&#8217;d have you believe<\/a>. But don&#8217;t buy it, <a href=\"http:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2007\/05\/04\/ask-is-the-algorithm-working\/\" rel=\"follow\">it&#8217;s all crap<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>Ask.com always sucked. From when Jeeves the butler was still young and had a spring to his step, their results were never on-par with MSN, Yahoo, or fledgeling Google. They preyed on the new-comers to the web, giving them a corny man in a pinstriped suit and coattails bobbing on their screen, pointing them in the direction all the time. Ask claims their new algorithm is awesome &#8211; God only knows how much money went into the <a href=\"http:\/\/clickinfluence.com\/?f\" rel=\"follow\">advertisement campaign alone<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re sorry to break it to you though: Ask.com&#8217;s search results are just as terrible &#8211; if not worse &#8211; than they ever were.\n<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>We went to Ask.com (now <a href=\"http:\/\/about.uk.ask.com\/about\/index.html\" rel=\"follow\">Butler-free<\/a>!), and were rather surprised. It looks slightly better, that wasn&#8217;t it. The problem was, we couldn&#8217;t get a <em>single<\/em> meaningful search result back!\n<\/p>\n<p>Google, MSN, Yahoo!, and everyone else has the official download location for <a href=\"http:\/\/neosmart.net\/EasyBCD\/\" rel=\"follow\">EasyBCD<\/a> as the number 1 result. And why shouldn&#8217;t they; it&#8217;s where all the EasyBCD links point to anyhow! Not only did an Ask.com <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ask.com\/web?q=EasyBCD&amp;qsrc=0&amp;o=333&amp;l=dir\" rel=\"follow\">search for EasyBCD<\/a> <em>not<\/em> turn up the official download site in first place, <strong>it didn&#8217;t turn it up at all!<\/strong> Not only that, but the first result wasn&#8217;t even to NeoSmart Technologies &#8211; it was <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.msdn.com\/b\/jolson\/archive\/2006\/11\/14\/easybcd-a-gui-for-bcdedit.aspx\" rel=\"follow\">a review<\/a> by Jason Olson (of Microsoft) way back when EasyBCD was first released. He even links to the official download page there! What about second place though?\n<\/p>\n<p>Nope, not even there! That one is a download link to EasyBCD 1.2 &#8211; from ages ago as well. And yes, you guessed it, it links to NeoSmart Technologies as well. 3rd place? NeoSmart Technologies at last! But don&#8217;t get your hopes up, it&#8217;s a link to <a href=\"http:\/\/neosmart.net\/\" rel=\"follow\">the homepage<\/a> which <em>never<\/em> &#8211; not once &#8211; linked to EasyBCD.<br \/>\n  \n<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the results are just as ridiculously off-topic or inapplicable &#8211; including dozens of spam entries from splogs across the web &#8211; the kind that don&#8217;t get any incoming links from anywhere!\n<\/p>\n<p>Ask.com may have done away with the Butler and his moustache, but they haven&#8217;t done anything to be worthy of even a fraction of the attention their false advertising got them. Their site is still clunky (who still uses frames in search results nowadays!?) and their algorithm&#8230;.. it just sucks.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aks.com, the &#8220;new&#8221; (reborn) search engine poised to take over the world. Champions of personal privacy. Protectors data. Finders of answers, and the future of the web. Or at least, that&#8217;s what they&#8217;d have you believe. 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