MySQLi for WordPress 2.1.x

MySQLi is a “new”1 and improved version of the original MySQL extension for PHP. While there is no especially convincing reason to switch from the original MySQL functions to MySQLi, both MySQL and PHP recommend that developers do so.

WordPress is aimed for the masses and WordPress 2.0 still supports even MySQL 3.x – so most likely we won’t be seeing a switch to a MySQLi-powered WordPress anytime soon. However, for those that care about such things, we’ve created a MySQLi conversion file for WordPress.

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  1. It’s been available for years, just no one uses it. 

No More Downtime!

It seems that every time we get on Slashdot (or Digg for that matter), we go down. It doesn’t make a difference just how well prepared we are, what kind of hosting we’re using, what the application being Slashdotted is, etc. It’s the unwritten law at NST. But we hope this’s the last time we ever experience downtime for a while.1

Why? We’ve left PHP. Well, not exactly. It seems that PHP doesn’t give a damn about Windows users. PHP has repeatedly stated that “we’re aware of [….] serious stability issues on Windows…” But they’ve done nothing about it for almost a year now. Their advice is to abandon (their own) PHP ISAPI connector and instead fallback to the ages-old and incredibly slow PHP CGI solution.

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  1. Currently, NeoSmart Technologies is running off of a dedicated host (from LunarPages) with eAccelerator, MySQL, WP Cache, and some more optimization goodiness. 

Prescription Meds for Windows Vista Sleep Disorder

Are you experiencing Windows Vista Sleep Disorder syndrome? Does your PC refuse to wake up once you put it to sleep? Does it wake up blind, deaf, and dumb? Does it refuse to connect with others in the family? Groggy eyes? Slow reflexes? Then NeoSmart Technologies has just the thing for you!

Several months ago, we published an article that described all these symptoms and more that happen to Windows Vista x86 and x64 PCs ever since RTM. We brought all these problems to Microsoft’s attention during and after the beta process, and now it’s time to reap the fruits of our work.

We’ve compiled a list of patches and hotfixes that address some (the majority actually) of these issues, you can check it out here at the original article. There is no guarantee that they’ll fix your problem, and you may have to contact Microsoft by phone to get access to these hotfixes. Hope they help!

Yeah, It’s called TechMeme

Techmeme’s homepage currently has the following entry:

NEWS AS A SOCIAL PLAY: HERE COMES MYSPACE NEWS!

—  MySpace is getting into the news business with launch due in early 2nd quarter, according to inside sources and the company’s own sales materials.  — MySpace News takes News to a whole new level by dynamically aggregating real-time news and blogs from top sites around the Web.

Funny, isn’t it? Techmeme advertises that MySpace is launching a TechMeme of its own. At least, that’s certainly what it looks like from here. A “dynamically aggregating ….. from top sites around the web.” That description fits TechMeme to a Tee.

TechMeme (run by Gabe Rivera) is exactly that. A news aggregation service that works all on its own. It searches “elite” websites (news and blog sites alike) for breaking news and stories, spots what might be big, and posts a link for all to see. So how is what MySpace doing different?

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Microsoft Process Monitor

Thank God, it looks like Microsoft isn’t like Symantec! Back in 2006, when Microsoft bought out software vendor Sysinternals (now Windows Sysinternals), many expressed their anxiety about the future of the Sysinterals product development and whether Microsoft was out to kill the good stuff the company did. NeoSmart Technologies refrained from joining in the discussion back then, and we’re glad we did.

Unlike Symantec, who have a multiple-volume history of buying out the competition and putting them to sleep (anyone remember LC4, PartitionMagic, Sygate, GoBack, and Co.?) after a name change, should appreciate that Microsoft hasn’t done the same. Today Microsoft announced the launch of Process Monitor v1.1.

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VIPeR: The Israeli Murder Machine

Israel has just unveiled its newest way of “defending itself” that would “reduce the risk to it’s forces [IDF].” It’s called the VIPeR, and no, despite the spelling, it’s not a warez team. It’s an autonomous hand-to-hand fighting machine, that has an onboard Uzi submachine gun and grenade storage. It’s supposed to be able to enter combat zones on its own, and engage enemy fighters. According to its manufacturer, Elbit Systems, it’ll be used to move “undeterred by stairs, rubble, dark alleys, caves or narrow tunnels.” It has an onboard camera that lets it aim, and a hell of a lot of ammo in case it misses.

That’s rather scary. A robot – that can fight, kill, & plant bombs – all indiscrimanetly of course. The last time we checked, AI wasn’t in production yet, so we highly doubt the “VIPeR” can tell the difference between civillian and “guerilla fighter.”

If it’s an indiscrimate killing machine, remotely deployed to “combat zones,” it’s going to kill all the wrong people. If you’ve ever been to Lebanon or Palestine, you’d realize just why this is such a ridiculous deception: there are no “combat zones,” just combatants amongst civillians. All of them are next-door-neighbors, fathers, brothers, children. They’re not fighting against an army, they’re fighting against armed citizens and rebels. There’s a big difference.

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Windows Live WiFi Center Almost Ready!

NeoSmart Exclusive: The Microsoft Windows Live WiFi Center is near final release & distribution!

The Windows WiFi Center is a really nifty utility used to display, search for, and connect to wireless networks in your area. It hooks up to Microsoft’s online indexes of hotspots in the USA, and tells you the closest place you can connect to a WiFi network (even tells you if it’s free or not!).

The WiFi Center is an excellent utility for just about anybody not too keen on doing it all themselves. It’s a huge improvement over the Windows XP (SP2 even) WiFi “center” control panel, and is many times easier to use for even the newest of beginners.

NeoSmart Technologies has had the Live WiFi Center up in our image gallery for months now, but we never got the chance to post any links before. At any rate, Windows Live WiFi is out of beta and almost ready to rumble.

We do have one tiny concern however: would it be too much to ask that the Live WiFi Center contain support for WPA2-encrypted networks? Now that would be something to look forward too!

What Geni is Missing…

The (already!) multi-million dollar startup Geni has a lot going for it. It taps into the obsessive “art” of genealogy – once you get going, you can’t stop. It has tons of money (from 0 to a 100MM in two months!) and a huge work-force. Unlike all other genealogy websites: it doesn’t really need maintenance. Family trees are created by the users, and maintained by the users. End of story.

But Geni is missing something – the big picture. I can create a family tree and propagate it as well as I can, and sure, I can invite anyone ON the tree to join in the fun – just put their email in the box, and they’re invited to join the family tree and start expanding. But the problem is, it’s lacking the one thing that makes genealogy so exciting: finding someone new.

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My.Netscape: Two Years too Late?

Pardon the word-play, but the “all-new” My.Netscape launching tomorrow may very well be two years too late. When talking about a highly-dynamic market like the social web, it’s important to be on-the-ball with what you offer and when you offer it. It’s a cut-throat market, and being a month late can make all the difference – hence this prediction: “My.Netscape 2.0” isn’t going to make the cut.

For one thing, Netscape doesn’t offer anything that’s not already there, provided by the now more-popular social web homepage services, like NetVibes, PageFlakes, Live, Yahoo!, and Google. The most important thing to keep in mind is: users have already left. If they have no reason to switch back to My.Netscape, why should they? They can get equal/better services elsewhere on the web, they’ve already configured them, and they’re more or less happy there.

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What about TrackerExchange?

Several independent torrent clients, most notably µTorrent and Azureus, have created “peer exchange” protocols that allow for clientless torrent downloads. By means of the now-standard DHT trackerless peer-exchange format, these clients (and others) communicate with one-another and ask for info about new peers to download from.

Long story short, they let you download torrents with dead/no trackers, and without communicating with a central server. Everyone knows the importance of trackers of course, they provide torrent clients a list of known peers to download from – leechers and seeders alike, as well as track the status of a torrent at any given time. The problem is, they disappear mighty fast.

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